








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 221 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 122 matches | ||
| Wingman | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2799 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,383 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2181 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1730 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1699 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1773 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $607,429 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 684 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bubsleton (not skel) | 80% | 20 |
| #2 | sannxo | 67% | 30 |
| #3 | Cup | 65% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bubsleton (not skel) | 80% | 20 |
| #2 | sannxo | 67% | 30 |
| #3 | Cup | 65% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bubsleton (not skel) | 26 | 0.0624 |
| #2 | Cup | 17 | 0.0309 |
| #3 | sannxo | 11 | 0.0188 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cup | 48 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #2 | sannxo | 18 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #3 | bubsleton (not skel) | 8 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bubsleton (not skel) | +4.48 | 80 | 38 |
| #2 | Cup | +2.49 | 83 | 47 |
| #3 | sannxo | +1.41 | 86 | 55 |
| #4 | scythe | +0.71 | 75 | 42 |





