








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 541 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 650 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




92 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6597 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,293 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1918 | 13% |
| Smokes | 3083 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 6436 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 3856 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,171,379 of utility $67 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 676 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | illuminate# | 57% | 99 |
| #2 | Vilniaus Duona | 54% | 61 |
| #3 | Kieksas | 52% | 54 |
| #4 | Žemaitis | 50% | 230 |
| #5 | sHimukas | 46% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Murmyra<3 | +7.34 | 90 | 49 |
| #2 | Tr1py | +3.90 | 79 | 41 |
| #3 | Žemaitis | +2.22 | 52 | 60 |
| #4 | Žemaitijas Douna | +2.05 | 72 | 50 |
| #5 | Kieksas | +1.85 | 85 | 41 |





