








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 607 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 270 matches | ||
| Premier | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6086 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,680 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5459 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5243 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4914 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4064 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $767,228 of utility $71 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1491 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | iLLu5ionisT | 54% | 164 |
| #12 | Nacios | 53% | 107 |
| #13 | Apasa Tab Mortule | 52% | 124 |
| #14 | bdz | 50% | 153 |
| #15 | tyty | 46% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BER7O- | 26 | 0.0086 |
| #2 | iLLu5ionisT | 9 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | bdz | 8 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | NulL-_- | 8 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | Apasa Tab Mortule | 6 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SiRRRRO ;; =DD | 422 | 0.21 | 12 min |
| #2 | zEDo | 417 | 0.23 | 9 min |
| #3 | BER7O- | 411 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #4 | NulL-_- | 257 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #5 | bdz | 252 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zEDo | +3.70 | 82 | 66 |
| #2 | -aly | +2.51 | 73 | 65 |
| #3 | NulL-_- | +2.05 | 74 | 62 |
| #4 | freq | +1.83 | 89 | 59 |
| #5 | BER7O- | +1.79 | 72 | 62 |





