








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 626 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 150 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 86 matches | ||
| Premier | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 57 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6255 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,885 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2562 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2340 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2734 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3249 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,584,983 of utility $228 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 84 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pasta | 50% | 50 |
| #2 | Rekless | 47% | 94 |
| #3 | Donatello | 47% | 139 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pasta | 50% | 50 |
| #2 | Rekless | 47% | 94 |
| #3 | Donatello | 47% | 139 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Donatello | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Pasta | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Donatello | 424 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #2 | Rekless | 122 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #3 | Pasta | 13 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Donatello | +2.38 | 70 | 66 |
| #2 | ヤルシッター#4924 | +0.57 | 89 | 55 |
| #3 | Rekless | -1.75 | 47 | 58 |
| #4 | Pasta | -3.19 | 20 | 13 |





