








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 16 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 96 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1078 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,502 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 929 | 37% |
| Smokes | 369 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 639 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 565 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $265,724 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blippi | 50% | 16 |
| #2 | KillZ | 43% | 23 |
| #3 | DaKiLa | 40% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blippi | 50% | 16 |
| #2 | KillZ | 43% | 23 |
| #3 | DaKiLa | 40% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KillZ | 4 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | DaKiLa | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Blippi | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DaKiLa | 169 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #2 | KillZ | 109 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| #3 | Blippi | 51 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DaKiLa | +0.37 | 72 | 58 |
| #2 | GesN | -0.52 | 77 | 52 |
| #3 | KillZ | -0.56 | 72 | 69 |
| #4 | Blippi | -1.26 | 50 | 57 |





