








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1080 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 463 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3451 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,392 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3519 | 19% |
| Smokes | 6342 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 4388 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4143 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,086,431 of utility $205 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krennox | 60% | 91 |
| #2 | Aurel | 59% | 120 |
| #3 | Papaiou | 59% | 46 |
| #4 | | Sick42 | 58% | 226 |
| #5 | Samirite | 42% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krennox | 60% | 91 |
| #2 | Aurel | 59% | 120 |
| #3 | Papaiou | 59% | 46 |
| #4 | | Sick42 | 58% | 226 |
| #5 | Samirite | 42% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | Sick42 | 11 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Aurel | 8 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Krennox | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Papaiou | 5 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | Samirite | 4 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | Sick42 | 1319 | 0.28 | 27 min |
| #2 | Aurel | 598 | 0.23 | 15 min |
| #3 | Krennox | 304 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #4 | Papaiou | 229 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #5 | Samirite | 66 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aurel | +1.18 | 58 | 61 |
| #2 | Krennox | +0.91 | 68 | 53 |
| #3 | Papaiou | +0.67 | 52 | 49 |
| #4 | Samirite | +0.66 | 72 | 61 |
| #5 | | Sick42 | +0.35 | 59 | 65 |





