








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 489 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 830 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7556 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,749 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5220 | 29% |
| Smokes | 6299 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 4747 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1483 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,755,835 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1239 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | koldean | 54% | 67 |
| #2 | ZRK | 50% | 46 |
| #3 | tofing | 48% | 221 |
| #4 | LYA | 48% | 94 |
| #5 | ♕︎shotz77 | 47% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KUNGFUPANDA | +0.75 | 67 | 73 |
| #2 | koldean | +0.63 | 53 | 61 |
| #3 | LYA | +0.25 | 59 | 62 |
| #4 | Kveim * Qpad | +0.25 | 32 | 72 |
| #5 | tofing | +0.22 | 36 | 64 |





