








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 245 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 265 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Renown | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3841 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,356 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3313 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3781 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3178 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2084 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $542,382 of utility $69 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 747 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | ❟❛❟P3rry | 52% | 180 |
| #7 | silent | 50% | 218 |
| #8 | The Banana Empire | 50% | 44 |
| #9 | "DINK" | 46% | 50 |
| #10 | Dwintynar | 44% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❟❛❟P3rry | 735 | 0.19 | 16 min |
| #2 | silent | 412 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #3 | YaBoiMrK | 397 | 0.29 | 11 min |
| #4 | "DINK" | 107 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | The Banana Empire | 104 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | silent | +1.99 | 84 | 56 |
| #2 | ❟❛❟JJBIO❟❛❟ | +1.65 | 79 | 57 |
| #3 | YaBoiMrK | +1.19 | 75 | 74 |
| #4 | "DINK" | -0.88 | 63 | 44 |
| #5 | Dwintynar | -1.11 | 71 | 49 |





