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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 210 matches | ||
| Wingman | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2489 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,313 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2569 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1843 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2784 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1117 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $884,028 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 147 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hozefi | 52% | 77 |
| #2 | hrri☆ | 51% | 86 |
| #3 | apels1n | 51% | 169 |
| #4 | OraalOrav | 50% | 258 |
| #5 | kermo | 49% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OraalOrav | 13 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | elron | 9 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | apels1n | 8 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | peakaka50 | 7 | 0.0066 |
| #5 | hrri☆ | 4 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kermo | 314 | 0.22 | 8 min |
| #2 | hrri☆ | 286 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #3 | apels1n | 273 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #4 | hozefi | 185 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | OraalOrav | 172 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | apels1n | +2.59 | 77 | 52 |
| #2 | kermo | +1.74 | 46 | 64 |
| #3 | hrri☆ | +0.58 | 66 | 73 |
| #4 | elron | +0.49 | 48 | 36 |
| #5 | kzerox | -0.19 | 62 | 47 |





