








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1777 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Esplay | 184 matches | 1,928 | |
| Premier | 135 matches | ||
| Wingman | 114 matches | ||
| Faceit | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6807 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,253 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5247 | 29% |
| Smokes | 5140 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3658 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4208 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,138,541 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1736 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Melle ᖭ | +3.39 | 75 | 73 |
| #2 | screeeew | +2.47 | 55 | 74 |
| #3 | fett0 | +0.91 | 59 | 59 |
| #4 | Hugge | +0.59 | 70 | 52 |
| #5 | Nisse | +0.29 | 67 | 61 |





