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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 589 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1061 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,786 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 902 | 32% |
| Smokes | 820 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 760 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 304 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $846,705 of utility $300 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 41 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LootFee | 10 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | MOCHICAT5000 | 4 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Mistsuki | 3 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LootFee | 175 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #2 | Mistsuki | 94 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #3 | MOCHICAT5000 | 73 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | Zed | 61 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | asdafsafas | 28 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LootFee | +4.46 | 79 | 56 |
| #2 | MOCHICAT5000 | +1.36 | 78 | 57 |
| #3 | Impurity | +1.35 | 69 | 61 |
| #4 | asdafsafas | +0.21 | 58 | 31 |
| #5 | Zed | -1.30 | 44 | 26 |





