








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1628 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 421 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 170 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10216 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,631 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5235 | 25% |
| Smokes | 5419 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4901 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5076 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,543,668 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 54 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KOVRYYY | +3.67 | 90 | 61 |
| #2 | fy3m | +1.60 | 83 | 41 |
| #3 | Stenlyyy | +1.43 | 74 | 59 |
| #4 | ˜”*°•.J@n0.•°*”˜ | +0.86 | 83 | 62 |
| #5 | ✨丂Ҝ乇フㄥㄖ尺✨ | +0.30 | 81 | 46 |





