








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 540 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 287 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2326 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,047 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1577 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2257 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1948 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2265 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,133,178 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 251 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _Red-Devil | 66% | 101 |
| #2 | aron2vdkk | 66% | 59 |
| #3 | anas_3toum | 66% | 32 |
| #4 | Emerse | 61% | 69 |
| #5 | banditho | 57% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _Red-Devil | 66% | 101 |
| #2 | aron2vdkk | 66% | 59 |
| #3 | anas_3toum | 66% | 32 |
| #4 | Emerse | 61% | 69 |
| #5 | banditho | 57% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _Red-Devil | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aron2vdkk | 204 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #2 | _Red-Devil | 169 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | anas_3toum | 119 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | banditho | 96 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | Emerse | 92 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | anas_3toum | +2.44 | 63 | 74 |
| #2 | cascrash | +1.74 | 84 | 53 |
| #3 | Emerse | +0.30 | 79 | 60 |
| #4 | _Red-Devil | -0.37 | 71 | 70 |
| #5 | banditho | -0.97 | 60 | 54 |





