








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 28 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 259 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2527 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,634 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2735 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2313 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2593 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1993 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $523,976 of utility $74 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 796 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XTC - iwnl | 60% | 92 |
| #2 | 最直的树最先被砍倒 | 59% | 92 |
| #3 | red | 57% | 94 |
| #4 | Ko0Ko0 | 57% | 49 |
| #5 | PastorDolph | 38% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XTC - iwnl | 60% | 92 |
| #2 | 最直的树最先被砍倒 | 59% | 92 |
| #3 | red | 57% | 94 |
| #4 | Ko0Ko0 | 57% | 49 |
| #5 | PastorDolph | 38% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XTC - iwnl | 8 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | 最直的树最先被砍倒 | 7 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | red | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Ko0Ko0 | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | PastorDolph | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | red | 333 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #2 | XTC - iwnl | 281 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #3 | 最直的树最先被砍倒 | 165 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | PastorDolph | 119 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #5 | Ko0Ko0 | 117 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | red | +4.75 | 74 | 58 |
| #2 | XTC - iwnl | +4.15 | 64 | 58 |
| #3 | Ko0Ko0 | +0.58 | 53 | 62 |
| #4 | 最直的树最先被砍倒 | -0.05 | 77 | 45 |
| #5 | Mawfucka Jones | -1.46 | 34 | 54 |





