








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 20 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1340 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,022 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2114 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1602 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1021 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1285 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $348,965 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 49 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wanpayb | 252 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #2 | a y e | 90 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #3 | smokie | 89 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | gTr -iwnl- | 55 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | ꜰᴇɴᴋ | 55 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ark The Filipino | +4.99 | 78 | 37 |
| #2 | smokie | +2.84 | 63 | 40 |
| #3 | gTr -iwnl- | +2.65 | 76 | 40 |
| #4 | frustrated gamer | +2.31 | 62 | 42 |
| #5 | a y e | +1.95 | 74 | 73 |





