








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 352 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 57 matches | ||
| Premier | 40 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2971 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,689 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3684 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2584 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2740 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2681 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $942,662 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 87 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | el flambo | 41% | 27 |
| #9 | veine du zob | 35% | 17 |
| #10 | Clara | Aღ ✿ | 35% | 17 |
| #11 | 𝔔𝔲𝔢𝔢𝔫𝔰𝔬𝔲 | 33% | 21 |
| #12 | Albus Doubledoors | 21% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kyojin | +11.35 | 94 | 76 |
| #2 | Nelodia | +3.58 | 85 | 59 |
| #3 | Zoro | +1.79 | 79 | 45 |
| #4 | Clara | Aღ ✿ | +1.43 | 61 | 35 |
| #5 | Dipee | +1.13 | 72 | 53 |





