








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 198 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1277 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,415 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2785 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2448 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2012 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2170 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $111,068 of utility $27 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 287 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hawk | 67% | 15 |
| #2 | ✪ kocurowaty | 50% | 14 |
| #3 | playerEZ | 36% | 66 |
| #4 | Treg1 | 32% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hawk | 67% | 15 |
| #2 | ✪ kocurowaty | 50% | 14 |
| #3 | playerEZ | 36% | 66 |
| #4 | Treg1 | 32% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Treg1 | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | playerEZ | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | hawk | 1 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | ✪ kocurowaty | 1 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | playerEZ | 308 | 0.23 | 8 min |
| #2 | Treg1 | 55 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | ✪ kocurowaty | 50 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #4 | hawk | 43 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hawk | +5.49 | 90 | 68 |
| #2 | ✪ kocurowaty | +4.83 | 81 | 76 |
| #3 | Treg1 | +3.69 | 84 | 64 |
| #4 | playerEZ | +3.16 | 78 | 69 |
| #5 | ROMANIAN BOY®♂♔ | -1.79 | 45 | 65 |





