








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 63 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 38 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1074 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,257 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 971 | 30% |
| Smokes | 812 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 747 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 727 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $165,397 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 28 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | makazze | 64% | 36 |
| #2 | krabeni | 57% | 37 |
| #3 | Rigon | 50% | 4 |
| #4 | Juanflatroo | 40% | 5 |
| #5 | SENER1 | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | makazze | 64% | 36 |
| #2 | krabeni | 57% | 37 |
| #3 | Rigon | 50% | 4 |
| #4 | Juanflatroo | 40% | 5 |
| #5 | SENER1 | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juanflatroo | 1 | 0.0087 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | krabeni | 136 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #2 | makazze | 127 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #3 | SENER1 | 46 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #4 | Juanflatroo | 18 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | Rigon | 9 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | makazze | +3.66 | 84 | 68 |
| #2 | krabeni | +1.65 | 89 | 76 |
| #3 | Sinnopsyy | +1.35 | 83 | 78 |
| #4 | Juanflatroo | +0.08 | 81 | 68 |
| #5 | SENER1 | -1.51 | 56 | 78 |





