








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 285 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 239 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3876 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,339 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2536 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1942 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2371 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 490 | 7% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,228,835 of utility $195 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 459 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hiroshima | 59% | 74 |
| #2 | Smash0h | 51% | 70 |
| #3 | bugz_z | 51% | 130 |
| #4 | BillCam | 47% | 19 |
| #5 | Bookx05 | 47% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | BillCam | 47% | 19 |
| #5 | Bookx05 | 47% | 74 |
| #6 | jermaineyung666 | 43% | 46 |
| #7 | LORE | 33% | 15 |
| #8 | BLoo | 33% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bugz_z | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | BillCam | 2 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | BLoo | 2 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | LORE | 2 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | Bookx05 | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smash0h | 195 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #2 | jermaineyung666 | 146 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #3 | bugz_z | 135 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #4 | Hiroshima | 116 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | Bookx05 | 81 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Overrt | +2.18 | 82 | 55 |
| #2 | bugz_z | +0.72 | 72 | 39 |
| #3 | jermaineyung666 | -0.43 | 41 | 58 |
| #4 | BLoo | -1.03 | 58 | 43 |
| #5 | Bookx05 | -1.72 | 52 | 52 |





