








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 266 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1562 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,060 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2277 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2001 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1582 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1200 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $222,286 of utility $58 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 138 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Roronoa Zoro | 58% | 12 |
| #2 | paninim | 50% | 10 |
| #3 | Extraim:>/ | 50% | 16 |
| #4 | Jólnézünk Miki | 44% | 45 |
| #5 | hancy | 40% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | paninim | 50% | 10 |
| #3 | Extraim:>/ | 50% | 16 |
| #4 | Jólnézünk Miki | 44% | 45 |
| #5 | hancy | 40% | 58 |
| #6 | Proci™®🐧🇨🇦🍁 | 38% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hancy | 13 | 0.0108 |
| #2 | Proci™®🐧🇨🇦🍁 | 5 | 0.0084 |
| #3 | Jólnézünk Miki | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Roronoa Zoro | 1 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | paninim | 1 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hancy | 159 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #2 | Proci™®🐧🇨🇦🍁 | 68 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | Jólnézünk Miki | 57 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | Extraim:>/ | 25 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | Roronoa Zoro | 21 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stackz64 | +2.13 | 79 | 63 |
| #2 | Extraim:>/ | +0.94 | 74 | 66 |
| #3 | Roronoa Zoro | +0.35 | 38 | 50 |
| #4 | hancy | -0.42 | 69 | 66 |
| #5 | Proci™®🐧🇨🇦🍁 | -1.48 | 40 | 67 |





