








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 282 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1862 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,018 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2033 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2258 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1928 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1799 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $876,945 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 518 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | claytron_prime | 53% | 30 |
| #2 | Super.Girly.Gamer | 43% | 161 |
| #3 | Cygnus | 43% | 84 |
| #4 | scary | 41% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | claytron_prime | 53% | 30 |
| #2 | Super.Girly.Gamer | 43% | 161 |
| #3 | Cygnus | 43% | 84 |
| #4 | scary | 41% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | scary | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Cygnus | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | scary | 199 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #2 | Super.Girly.Gamer | 163 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #3 | claytron_prime | 84 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | Cygnus | 23 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LogicalPancake | +0.31 | 44 | 63 |
| #2 | Super.Girly.Gamer | -0.19 | 59 | 42 |
| #3 | scary | -0.30 | 44 | 63 |
| #4 | claytron_prime | -1.47 | 35 | 47 |
| #5 | Cygnus | -4.80 | 17 | 13 |





