








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2599 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 2565 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 107 matches | ||
| Wingman | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




169 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
31683 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 59,073 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10689 | 18% |
| Smokes | 16058 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 17364 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 14962 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,079,623 of utility $65 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♛BornieSandles♛ | 52% | 216 |
| #2 | sτeph | 47% | 379 |
| #3 | Kayy | 44% | 160 |
| #4 | Leland Coyle | 36% | 203 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♛BornieSandles♛ | 52% | 216 |
| #2 | sτeph | 47% | 379 |
| #3 | Kayy | 44% | 160 |
| #4 | Leland Coyle | 36% | 203 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sτeph | 34 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | ♛BornieSandles♛ | 24 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | Leland Coyle | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Kayy | 3 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sτeph | 2256 | 0.29 | 49 min |
| #2 | ♛BornieSandles♛ | 1361 | 0.30 | 33 min |
| #3 | Kayy | 109 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #4 | Leland Coyle | 21 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kayy | +2.08 | 58 | 45 |
| #2 | ♛BornieSandles♛ | +1.76 | 63 | 54 |
| #3 | sτeph | +1.54 | 51 | 65 |
| #4 | Karstoner | -0.12 | 65 | 39 |
| #5 | Leland Coyle | -4.19 | 21 | 6 |





