








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 335 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 58 matches | ||
| Faceit | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3209 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,235 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2103 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2342 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1605 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1185 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $985,958 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 230 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | roinatani | 67% | 36 |
| #2 | velipekka | 60% | 187 |
| #3 | Jeppedog | 60% | 136 |
| #4 | petsku | 49% | 39 |
| #5 | mey | 48% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | velipekka | 341 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #2 | mey | 305 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #3 | Jeppedog | 232 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #4 | sampan märkä päiväuni | 222 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #5 | petsku | 103 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | roinatani | +2.00 | 69 | 59 |
| #2 | ohto | +1.78 | 77 | 53 |
| #3 | velipekka | +1.33 | 82 | 62 |
| #4 | mey | +0.32 | 75 | 63 |
| #5 | sampan märkä päiväuni | +0.22 | 61 | 57 |





