








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 316 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 329 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4475 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,228 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3038 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2509 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2656 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3025 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,494,173 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 402 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P1ne1 | 71% | 24 |
| #2 | Maddogbult | 54% | 299 |
| #3 | Xander | 54% | 71 |
| #4 | Auwstin | 52% | 179 |
| #5 | sealy | 51% | 203 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Uni | 18 | 0.0151 |
| #2 | sealy | 9 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Auwstin | 6 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Maddogbult | 5 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | chunny | 4 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maddogbult | 1070 | 0.17 | 22 min |
| #2 | sealy | 736 | 0.18 | 19 min |
| #3 | Auwstin | 364 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #4 | chunny | 220 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #5 | Xander | 174 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chunny | +1.90 | 70 | 66 |
| #2 | Auwstin | +0.77 | 75 | 59 |
| #3 | broke | +0.73 | 83 | 52 |
| #4 | Maddogbult | +0.59 | 68 | 64 |
| #5 | Uni | +0.51 | 58 | 47 |





