








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 70 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 157 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2373 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,797 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2313 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2141 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2891 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1452 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $661,463 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 353 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | S!wy CSGOSKINS | 50% | 28 |
| #6 | Brocha 123 CSGOSKINS | 49% | 81 |
| #7 | GreenSide_RR CSGOSKINS | 48% | 168 |
| #8 | ARCH-VILE | 36% | 11 |
| #9 | FOXkRYSTAL07 | 29% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GreenSide_RR CSGOSKINS | 17 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | Brocha 123 CSGOSKINS | 10 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | willy wigger | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | FOXkRYSTAL07 | 2 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | HollowGhost92 | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brocha 123 CSGOSKINS | 213 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #2 | GreenSide_RR CSGOSKINS | 212 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #3 | HollowGhost92 | 158 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| #4 | FOXkRYSTAL07 | 131 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #5 | willy wigger | 95 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | martigua CSGOSKINS | +2.85 | 71 | 73 |
| #2 | Brocha 123 CSGOSKINS | -0.19 | 34 | 64 |
| #3 | ARCH-VILE | -0.38 | 25 | 44 |
| #4 | HollowGhost92 | -1.45 | 20 | 56 |
| #5 | GreenSide_RR CSGOSKINS | -1.72 | 48 | 56 |





