








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1398 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 340 matches | ||
| Faceit | 42 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




87 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3247 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,516 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6493 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5208 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 6325 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5490 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,648,211 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 728 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LePrave81 | 69% | 39 |
| #2 | :) | 52% | 129 |
| #3 | Jisoo~ | 52% | 29 |
| #4 | ᴾʳʸ Marco | 48% | 116 |
| #5 | rOux | 43% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Jisoo~ | 52% | 29 |
| #4 | ᴾʳʸ Marco | 48% | 116 |
| #5 | rOux | 43% | 30 |
| #6 | skainer | 42% | 24 |
| #7 | Th0m4s | 41% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ᴾʳʸ Marco | 22 | 0.0094 |
| #2 | Jisoo~ | 17 | 0.0261 |
| #3 | Th0m4s | 10 | 0.0107 |
| #4 | skainer | 5 | 0.0096 |
| #5 | :) | 4 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ᴾʳʸ Marco | 436 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #2 | :) | 95 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #3 | Th0m4s | 68 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | skainer | 48 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | Jisoo~ | 46 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | :) | +0.75 | 46 | 61 |
| #2 | Jisoo~ | +0.54 | 75 | 47 |
| #3 | skainer | -0.09 | 41 | 66 |
| #4 | rOux | -0.12 | 63 | 60 |
| #5 | LeoTx | -0.40 | 58 | 73 |





