








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 470 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 33 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2537 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,518 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4751 | 31% |
| Smokes | 4494 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3788 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2485 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $748,747 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 63 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JACK | 52% | 110 |
| #2 | nenad | 36% | 44 |
| #3 | Sehox | 36% | 47 |
| #4 | Retr0casT | 34% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JACK | 52% | 110 |
| #2 | nenad | 36% | 44 |
| #3 | Sehox | 36% | 47 |
| #4 | Retr0casT | 34% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JACK | 11 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | Sehox | 3 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Retr0casT | 3 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | nenad | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JACK | 139 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #2 | nenad | 55 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | Sehox | 39 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | Retr0casT | 25 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sehox | +0.51 | 42 | 40 |
| #2 | JACK | -0.19 | 56 | 41 |
| #3 | CarpeDiem | -0.44 | 44 | 60 |
| #4 | Retr0casT | -0.55 | 26 | 52 |
| #5 | nenad | -3.46 | 17 | 52 |





