








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 43 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
856 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,371 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 650 | 27% |
| Smokes | 456 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 735 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 530 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $134,115 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ✝ Íslenskur Scrublord ✝ | 59% | 63 |
| #4 | B̶a̶d̶ ̶B̶o̶y̶ xXNielsXx | 58% | 53 |
| #5 | DibDab | 57% | 40 |
| #6 | Hörður | 53% | 40 |
| #7 | Klemmiii | 50% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BAZOOKABEE53 | +6.48 | 80 | 67 |
| #2 | Klemmiii | +2.27 | 73 | 78 |
| #3 | Ég sökka í cs | +1.06 | 41 | 34 |
| #4 | ✝ Íslenskur Scrublord ✝ | +0.49 | 52 | 59 |
| #5 | B̶a̶d̶ ̶B̶o̶y̶ xXNielsXx | +0.29 | 58 | 53 |





