








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1148 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 385 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 186 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 109 matches | ||
| Premier | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6458 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,825 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4448 | 15% |
| Smokes | 9057 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 6987 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 8333 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,761,867 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 130 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | gameizy skins | 46% | 360 |
| #8 | Bobrito Bandito | 45% | 226 |
| #9 | NE0 ZER0 | 44% | 261 |
| #10 | Kobe Beef | 43% | 256 |
| #11 | REN | 39% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★POMBO★ | 25 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | Bobrito Bandito | 13 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | gameizy skins | 11 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | FBC - Fish Ball Cat CS.ARMY | 10 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | RodMilk | 9 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★POMBO★ | 1702 | 0.25 | 43 min |
| #2 | Kobe Beef | 664 | 0.13 | 15 min |
| #3 | FBC - Fish Ball Cat CS.ARMY | 493 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #4 | Bobrito Bandito | 475 | 0.10 | 13 min |
| #5 | gameizy skins | 271 | 0.04 | 6 min |





