








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1616 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 547 matches | ||
| Wingman | 246 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 125 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




137 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6710 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,062 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4510 | 17% |
| Smokes | 9406 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 7570 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 4576 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,964,822 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1907 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tdin Eerzić | 47% | 167 |
| #2 | Pascallo224 | 47% | 217 |
| #3 | Tituf | 47% | 86 |
| #4 | The Milkman | 46% | 273 |
| #5 | Fallobst for Future | 44% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Milkman | +1.88 | 71 | 54 |
| #2 | Tdin Eerzić | +1.34 | 62 | 59 |
| #3 | Fallobst for Future | +0.11 | 50 | 59 |
| #4 | Pascallo224 | +0.07 | 48 | 53 |
| #5 | Pain "Justski" Train | -0.42 | 53 | 45 |





