








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 455 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 134 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




68 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5834 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,241 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9592 | 43% |
| Smokes | 7243 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 696 | 3% |
| Molotovs | 4710 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $758,794 of utility $63 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 188 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | will | 54% | 35 |
| #4 | olivia | 54% | 217 |
| #5 | bob | 52% | 429 |
| #6 | fenbec | 42% | 73 |
| #7 | nymph | 41% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | will | +3.38 | 73 | 54 |
| #2 | ❤ Qiro ❤ | +2.33 | 67 | 62 |
| #3 | bob | +1.06 | 74 | 55 |
| #4 | WolfGangDealers | -0.02 | 71 | 64 |
| #5 | fenbec | -0.39 | 68 | 69 |





