








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 727 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 219 matches | ||
| Faceit | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4574 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,694 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3670 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3872 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4214 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2938 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,155,416 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1102 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | glødende_asfalt | 55% | 86 |
| #2 | Eo0 | 54% | 35 |
| #3 | Leegaard69 | 52% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | glødende_asfalt | 55% | 86 |
| #2 | Eo0 | 54% | 35 |
| #3 | Leegaard69 | 52% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | glødende_asfalt | 9 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eo0 | 211 | 0.26 | 8 min |
| #2 | glødende_asfalt | 202 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | Leegaard69 | 136 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Toksvig | +1.32 | 75 | 61 |
| #2 | Eo0 | +0.80 | 71 | 82 |
| #3 | Leegaard69 | +0.77 | 85 | 61 |
| #4 | glødende_asfalt | -0.79 | 28 | 55 |





