








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 506 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 244 matches | ||
| Faceit | 85 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5009 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,744 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4437 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3678 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2156 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 3473 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,141,367 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 522 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yomeiri | 63% | 32 |
| #2 | River | 58% | 24 |
| #3 | yom | 58% | 48 |
| #4 | Sinon△ | 56% | 34 |
| #5 | ⚡︎ 1nTenzZ | 56% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | jesi | 51% | 41 |
| #10 | shaz | 49% | 37 |
| #11 | d1m0 | 48% | 62 |
| #12 | stateside | 42% | 26 |
| #13 | 住口 | 41% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ose | 15 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | ★ Sky3 「ID」 | 12 | 0.0092 |
| #3 | Sinon△ | 10 | 0.0152 |
| #4 | Murasaki._. | 8 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | jesi | 8 | 0.0097 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ose | 629 | 0.25 | 14 min |
| #2 | Murasaki._. | 425 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #3 | ★ Sky3 「ID」 | 224 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #4 | shaz | 206 | 0.25 | 6 min |
| #5 | yom | 177 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yomeiri | +3.21 | 69 | 48 |
| #2 | shaz | +3.07 | 81 | 74 |
| #3 | Sinon△ | +1.87 | 84 | 39 |
| #4 | ★ Sky3 「ID」 | +1.10 | 82 | 59 |
| #5 | ⚡︎ 1nTenzZ | +1.00 | 87 | 54 |





