








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 117 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Premier | 31 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
844 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,515 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 638 | 25% |
| Smokes | 627 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 609 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 641 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $798,209 of utility $224 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 54 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dark1420 | 59% | 29 |
| #2 | Math1c | 50% | 18 |
| #3 | Schub | 49% | 67 |
| #4 | F4v1r | 44% | 167 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dark1420 | 59% | 29 |
| #2 | Math1c | 50% | 18 |
| #3 | Schub | 49% | 67 |
| #4 | F4v1r | 44% | 167 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F4v1r | 44 | 0.0135 |
| #2 | Schub | 27 | 0.0192 |
| #3 | Math1c | 6 | 0.0161 |
| #4 | Dark1420 | 2 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F4v1r | 345 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #2 | Schub | 147 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | Dark1420 | 52 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | Math1c | 35 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dark1420 | +10.25 | 91 | 39 |
| #2 | Schub | +5.10 | 65 | 45 |
| #3 | Math1c | +2.21 | 36 | 54 |
| #4 | F4v1r | +0.66 | 54 | 44 |
| #5 | GalaxySmithGaming | -4.38 | 28 | 36 |





