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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
910 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,853 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1113 | 29% |
| Smokes | 735 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 866 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1139 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $220,279 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 50 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | RUDDO | 35% | 17 |
| #10 | Fantevi<3 | 27% | 11 |
| #11 | Hötky | 14% | 7 |
| #12 | LittleJyynä | 13% | 8 |
| #13 | Koditon | 10% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | late:) | 229 | 0.25 | 6 min |
| #2 | stara | 80 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #3 | Benjamin taalasmaa | 67 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | RUDDO | 64 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #5 | Fantevi<3 | 53 | 0.27 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stara | +3.27 | 87 | 63 |
| #2 | late:) | +1.52 | 80 | 64 |
| #3 | RUDDO | +0.39 | 76 | 57 |
| #4 | ✪ Mc Tumedos | +0.29 | 35 | 63 |
| #5 | Benjamin taalasmaa | +0.25 | 63 | 40 |





