








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 659 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 171 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2035 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,659 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 942 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1159 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1484 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1074 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $863,663 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 720 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | (burger)♚ King ♚ | 122 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #2 | MOOTED | 115 | 0.29 | 3 min |
| #3 | AnalTerrorist | 70 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | Leapz. | 50 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | Mark Noble | 32 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J4MES-K | +1.35 | 86 | 49 |
| #2 | AnalTerrorist | +0.29 | 77 | 49 |
| #3 | (burger)♚ King ♚ | -0.54 | 56 | 53 |
| #4 | MOOTED | -0.63 | 48 | 63 |
| #5 | Leapz. | -1.23 | 55 | 35 |





