








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 110 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 101 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Renown | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2778 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,661 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2042 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2239 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2042 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2338 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $733,368 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 440 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juhani2611ᵛᵃᶜ | 54% | 46 |
| #2 | Moneky | 47% | 19 |
| #3 | Trueninja | 40% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juhani2611ᵛᵃᶜ | 54% | 46 |
| #2 | Moneky | 47% | 19 |
| #3 | Trueninja | 40% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juhani2611ᵛᵃᶜ | 5 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | Moneky | 2 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | Trueninja | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juhani2611ᵛᵃᶜ | 173 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #2 | Trueninja | 44 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | Moneky | 41 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MentaL | +1.56 | 61 | 60 |
| #2 | Trueninja | +1.23 | 53 | 54 |
| #3 | Moneky | +0.20 | 57 | 56 |
| #4 | Juhani2611ᵛᵃᶜ | -0.04 | 61 | 44 |





