








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1099 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 497 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 311 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 138 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




189 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10545 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,750 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11192 | 43% |
| Smokes | 7893 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 659 | 3% |
| Molotovs | 6006 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,154,403 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1847 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | α΄ α΄Κα΄Ι΄ | 58% | 62 |
| #2 | Messy | 50% | 237 |
| #3 | πΈπππ·ππππ | 48% | 62 |
| #4 | β‘ muwukaii | 45% | 75 |
| #5 | Lotreak | 44% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Messy | +3.71 | 78 | 57 |
| #2 | α΄ α΄Κα΄Ι΄ | +2.40 | 62 | 32 |
| #3 | The Story Of The Bamboo | +0.77 | 65 | 53 |
| #4 | β‘ muwukaii | +0.40 | 69 | 57 |
| #5 | βMrs Baba Yaga (Positive Perso | +0.32 | 42 | 45 |





