








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1192 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 49 matches | ||
| Premier | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 123 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4866 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,846 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3451 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3640 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4397 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3358 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $774,582 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1797 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tranbäret | +6.71 | 85 | 71 |
| #2 | Arnie | +3.89 | 85 | 54 |
| #3 | AET ♡Lovely♡ | +1.00 | 74 | 36 |
| #4 | Ryousuke | +0.34 | 72 | 58 |
| #5 | Da Queen | -6.39 | 32 | 53 |





