








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 274 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2556 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,300 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2435 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2992 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3199 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2674 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,382,465 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nava | 58% | 73 |
| #2 | Goku Peñarol | 57% | 96 |
| #3 | Openjaime | 45% | 330 |
| #4 | Roo | 43% | 51 |
| #5 | CLEMORT | 38% | 142 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nava | 58% | 73 |
| #2 | Goku Peñarol | 57% | 96 |
| #3 | Openjaime | 45% | 330 |
| #4 | Roo | 43% | 51 |
| #5 | CLEMORT | 38% | 142 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Openjaime | 54 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | CLEMORT | 28 | 0.0099 |
| #3 | Roo | 20 | 0.0192 |
| #4 | Goku Peñarol | 7 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | Nava | 5 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Openjaime | 1754 | 0.27 | 45 min |
| #2 | CLEMORT | 426 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #3 | Nava | 239 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #4 | Goku Peñarol | 132 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | Roo | 83 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Goku Peñarol | +3.01 | 74 | 53 |
| #2 | Openjaime | +2.94 | 64 | 70 |
| #3 | Nava | +1.51 | 83 | 57 |
| #4 | MGY | -1.18 | 37 | 58 |
| #5 | Roo | -2.94 | 47 | 58 |





