








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 183 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1262 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,349 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2212 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1946 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1474 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1717 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $404,665 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 차무식 | 63% | 38 |
| #2 | JJUN | 60% | 30 |
| #3 | Mozzi | 58% | 84 |
| #4 | SussyCat | 58% | 19 |
| #5 | r1ngkle | 58% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | SussyCat | 58% | 19 |
| #5 | r1ngkle | 58% | 19 |
| #6 | 으녕 | 57% | 53 |
| #7 | JUN | 50% | 119 |
| #8 | Pinkbin | 47% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JUN | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | r1ngkle | 2 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | Mozzi | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | 차무식 | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | JJUN | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JUN | 400 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #2 | Mozzi | 308 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #3 | JJUN | 119 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #4 | SussyCat | 74 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #5 | 으녕 | 70 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r1ngkle | +5.22 | 99 | 56 |
| #2 | 차무식 | +3.66 | 87 | 38 |
| #3 | SussyCat | +1.42 | 76 | 55 |
| #4 | Mozzi | +1.31 | 67 | 57 |
| #5 | JUN | +0.54 | 87 | 62 |





