








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 399 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 170 matches | ||
| Faceit | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3762 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,896 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2964 | 38% |
| Smokes | 1808 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1937 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1187 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,142,116 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 248 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JR | 55% | 162 |
| #2 | Tazonde | 49% | 35 |
| #3 | Gubbi | 38% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JR | 55% | 162 |
| #2 | Tazonde | 49% | 35 |
| #3 | Gubbi | 38% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JR | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | Gubbi | 3 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JR | 219 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #2 | Tazonde | 65 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | Gubbi | 62 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cat train | +3.50 | 75 | 46 |
| #2 | JR | -1.13 | 39 | 51 |
| #3 | Tazonde | -1.54 | 52 | 62 |
| #4 | Gubbi | -5.34 | 21 | 36 |





