








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 161 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 102 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1017 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,825 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 935 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1000 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1060 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 830 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $708,665 of utility $220 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | zvilnee | 50% | 36 |
| #4 | kipots | 45% | 122 |
| #5 | Ruudzh. | 45% | 137 |
| #6 | Vilcano | 40% | 85 |
| #7 | Patjuls | 36% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kipots | 20 | 0.0074 |
| #2 | Ruudzh. | 13 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | Vilcano | 6 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | ErikOnkuls | 4 | 0.0054 |
| #5 | zvilnee | 3 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kipots | 706 | 0.26 | 19 min |
| #2 | Ruudzh. | 588 | 0.19 | 20 min |
| #3 | Vilcano | 276 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #4 | ErikOnkuls | 201 | 0.27 | 5 min |
| #5 | zvilnee | 151 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ruudzh. | +1.34 | 48 | 81 |
| #2 | kipots | +0.81 | 49 | 79 |
| #3 | Patjuls | +0.48 | 73 | 57 |
| #4 | Jonii | -0.06 | 62 | 62 |
| #5 | zvilnee | -0.11 | 62 | 69 |





