








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1317 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 619 matches | ||
| Wingman | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 88 matches | ||
| Faceit | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




64 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9222 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 39,777 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8310 | 21% |
| Smokes | 8379 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 11289 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 11799 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,963,481 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 531 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sh0ffyx | 48% | 192 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sh0ffyx | 48% | 192 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sh0ffyx | 6 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sh0ffyx | 722 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sh0ffyx | +2.37 | 66 | 49 |
| #2 | umbrozヅ | +0.19 | 64 | 57 |





