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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
47 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 146 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 30 | 21% |
| Smokes | 30 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 52 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 34 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $30,700 of utility $201 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Гретзкы | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | osamabinballin | 67% | 3 |
| #3 | RyKä | 67% | 3 |
| #4 | Baam | 67% | 3 |
| #5 | Kalajoen Günther | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RyKä | 17 | 0.26 | 0 min |
| #2 | Baam | 5 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #3 | Kalajoen Günther | 4 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #4 | osamabinballin | 4 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | Гретзкы | 4 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | osamabinballin | +5.00 | 56 | 62 |
| #2 | Гретзкы | +4.06 | 71 | 34 |
| #3 | RyKä | +1.69 | 44 | 38 |
| #4 | Baam | +0.47 | 59 | 33 |
| #5 | Kalajoen Günther | -0.70 | 63 | 43 |





