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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 14 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank |
|---|
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 4 different maps




Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
16 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3 | 8% |
| Smokes | 10 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 17 | 45% |
| Molotovs | 8 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $12,817 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thicce | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | hassanG | 75% | 4 |
| #3 | Lewazzuikkeli | 75% | 4 |
| #4 | Tsaari | 67% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thicce | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | hassanG | 75% | 4 |
| #3 | Lewazzuikkeli | 75% | 4 |
| #4 | Tsaari | 67% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hassanG | 4 | 0.0533 |
| #2 | Tsaari | 2 | 0.0417 |
| #3 | Lewazzuikkeli | 1 | 0.0133 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thicce | 11 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| #2 | Tsaari | 9 | 0.19 | 0 min |
| #3 | hassanG | 2 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #4 | Lewazzuikkeli | 1 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hassanG | +6.60 | 62 | 64 |
| #2 | Thicce | +4.51 | 80 | 70 |
| #3 | Tsaari | +3.49 | 77 | 58 |
| #4 | Corrugated cardboard | -0.89 | 13 | 17 |
| #5 | Lewazzuikkeli | -3.49 | 65 | 20 |





