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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 361 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 35 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
619 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,212 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 555 | 25% |
| Smokes | 690 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 490 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 477 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $186,396 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 17 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lizwiz69 | 100% | 3 |
| #2 | keby | 100% | 3 |
| #3 | Valfar | 100% | 3 |
| #4 | LAITAVITTUUNSEVALO | 86% | 7 |
| #5 | lillamyy | 71% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | donks dog | +3.87 | 87 | 74 |
| #2 | lillamyy | +2.62 | 77 | 66 |
| #3 | Scowled | +1.65 | 72 | 54 |
| #4 | Lizwiz69 | +1.54 | 74 | 76 |
| #5 | keby | +1.52 | 56 | 53 |





