








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 178 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2435 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,055 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 801 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1593 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1377 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1284 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $607,279 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 119 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ermps | 83% | 12 |
| #2 | rasmusrasar | 65% | 49 |
| #3 | mart1nu | 54% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ermps | 83% | 12 |
| #2 | rasmusrasar | 65% | 49 |
| #3 | mart1nu | 54% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rasmusrasar | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | Ermps | 1 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mart1nu | 60 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #2 | rasmusrasar | 51 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | Ermps | 30 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | trapzeNN | +2.48 | 91 | 50 |
| #2 | mart1nu | +1.00 | 69 | 58 |
| #3 | Ermps | +0.08 | 76 | 77 |
| #4 | rasmusrasar | -0.99 | 82 | 43 |





