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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 345 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1092 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,177 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1052 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1638 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1358 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1129 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $338,722 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 79 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Boris-chan | 75% | 20 |
| #2 | dogWOOF | 70% | 43 |
| #3 | ora | 68% | 41 |
| #4 | Whirlings | 60% | 10 |
| #5 | Raddar | 60% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Boris-chan | 75% | 20 |
| #2 | dogWOOF | 70% | 43 |
| #3 | ora | 68% | 41 |
| #4 | Whirlings | 60% | 10 |
| #5 | Raddar | 60% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raddar | 2 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | Whirlings | 1 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Boris-chan | 83 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #2 | dogWOOF | 36 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #3 | ora | 34 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | Whirlings | 19 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #5 | Raddar | 9 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Whirlings | +3.46 | 63 | 45 |
| #2 | seagullSQUAWK | +1.82 | 72 | 61 |
| #3 | Boris-chan | +0.84 | 22 | 71 |
| #4 | ora | +0.30 | 26 | 48 |
| #5 | Raddar | -0.53 | 66 | 40 |





