








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 82 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 139 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1195 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,121 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1207 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1003 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1318 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1593 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $357,719 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 25 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KORBEN | 60% | 35 |
| #2 | PLAYERWAZX' | 52% | 135 |
| #3 | AGENTE CARVALHO | 51% | 113 |
| #4 | UN1Q | 51% | 129 |
| #5 | Otherline | 50% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | PLAYERWAZX' | 52% | 135 |
| #3 | AGENTE CARVALHO | 51% | 113 |
| #4 | UN1Q | 51% | 129 |
| #5 | Otherline | 50% | 10 |
| #6 | kamiiii[tp | 49% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AGENTE CARVALHO | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | UN1Q | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PLAYERWAZX' | 415 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #2 | AGENTE CARVALHO | 391 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #3 | kamiiii[tp | 204 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | UN1Q | 152 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #5 | KORBEN | 145 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KORBEN | +2.99 | 83 | 83 |
| #2 | PLAYERWAZX' | +1.68 | 80 | 78 |
| #3 | kamiiii[tp | +0.77 | 60 | 68 |
| #4 | UN1Q | +0.16 | 69 | 53 |
| #5 | AGENTE CARVALHO | -0.46 | 45 | 82 |





